Out of the mouths of babes
Last night as I was pulling up my pants (because as a mother you forfeit all rights to a private bathroom moment) Ben came to a startling realization....
Ben:"Mommy? You have a big butt?"
me: "Um, well I guess you could say that. But it's rude to tell people that"
Ben: "Why? I'm just saying your butt is big"
me: "Well yes, it is bigger than yours..."
Ben: (interrupts with a big smirk on his face)"Yeah, my butt is smaller."
me: "It's still not nice to talk about people's butts. Okay?"
Ben: "Okay"
I am convincing myself that he means my butt is big in comparison to his, and not that I have a big butt in general. He did redeem himself when Tim walked by and he proclaimed daddy to have a huge butt....
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Kids are so funny that way! LOL!
And you do NOT have a big butt. You are tiny!
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yeah, well Elias lost all opportunity to see me pee when he tried to see where the pee came from while I was hovering over the toilet at a gas station.
LOL!! That gave me a good giggle!! And you definitely don't have a big butt!!
lol.. then my butt is GINORMOUS! lol.. that is so cute. I love hearing you "kiddo" stories. I just got back from CHA and am finally unpacked and catching up on blogs.
too funny! My Donovan tells me I have a big butt all the time! I know it's big, but darn! He also refers to pictures of me while pregnant as "momy, that's you when you had a fat stomach"! Gotta love them!
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