How to bathe a 140lb dog

First you give him a really bad haircut and then tether him to the trailer hitch on your vehicle (wish I'd taken a true before picture)


Then you hose him down


Lather him up with 2 bottles of coconut scented shampoo


Give him a most undignified mo hawk because it's funny, although he didn't think so


Let him air dry in the sun and ta-da...you have a white dog again!


Looking a lot more dignified